Going Home
Joanne Huspek @ August 11, 2009 # No Comment Yet
They say you can never go home again but that’s wrong.
You can go home, it’s just going to be radically different from the way you left it.
Pear-Napped!
Joanne Huspek @ August 5, 2008 # 2 Comments
Yesterday, I arrived home and discovered my pear tree, which once had a couple dozen tiny pearlets on it, a promise of juicy things to come, was suddenly bereft of pears.
That’s right, they were all gone. Plucked clean. There was only one left.
Non-News Weather Report
Joanne Huspek @ August 4, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Last week: HOT
Yesterday: HOT
Today: HOT
(Sorry. I would elaborate, but I’m trying to revive myself from heat stroke.)
Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Joanne Huspek @ June 28, 2008 # No Comment Yet
I love food. For me, eating is more than filling an empty space in my torso; it’s a transcendental event. A well-prepared and interesting dish can be a sensuous gastronomical experience. If accompanied by a mellow and buttery wine and topped with a decadent dessert, the effect can be orgasmic. The only thing that can […]
GNN: Spring Brings Slowdown of Internet Traffic
Joanne Huspek @ April 30, 2008 # 4 Comments
Dateline: Internet
It appears that a recent global warming trend which is resultant of the hemisphere being treated to spring has been directly related to a slowdown of Internet traffic.
This is been especially noted here by the editors of Gnus Non-News. According to data provided by www.statcounter.com, a dearth of visitors to the non-news site has […]