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GNN Non-News Pauses for a Moment of Silence in Honor of the Economic Crisis

Joanne Huspek @ October 14, 2008 # 2 Comments

Dateline: All over the world
GNN Non-News is pausing for a moment of silence in thoughtful contemplation of our current worldwide economic crisis.
This non-correspondent is waiting with a safety net in anticipation of brokers, politicians and the like falling out of the sky.
All three of our fans should come back later.

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GNN: Type A Businessman Claims He Can Live on a Farm

Joanne Huspek @ September 30, 2008 # 3 Comments

Dateline: Northeastern Indiana
Date: Friday, September 26, 2008
The scene: Inside a 2005 Prius, motoring toward metropolitan Indianapolis for a pre-arranged golf date with a couple of chums.
While on what ended up being a very long road trip for a weekend getaway, this non-correspondent stopped for gas and a quick lunch somewhere in the wilds of northeastern […]

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GNN: Non-News Editor Returns (Somewhat) Unscathed By Weeks of Hard Labor

Joanne Huspek @ May 29, 2008 # 2 Comments

Dateline: Royal Oak, Michigan
This non-correspondent wishes to report that she is back in the editorial saddle, after completing three weeks of hard, manual labor.
Tasks completed include planting a vegetable bed, re-filling a half dozen color bowls with new flowers and foliage, weeding, grass cutting and slinging rocks from one side of the yard to the […]

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