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Non-News: GNN Aspiring Novelist Update Means 50K Words

Joanne Huspek @ November 29, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Dateline: Internet and beyond
If you’ve been wondering where GNN has been (and me, for that matter) for the month of November, wonder no more.
I have spent the last month participating in NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month). The goal is to write 50K words in the month of November.
Last night, at 6:30 p.m. EST, this aspiring […]

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GNN Non-News Pauses for a Moment of Silence in Honor of the Economic Crisis

Joanne Huspek @ October 14, 2008 # 2 Comments

Dateline: All over the world
GNN Non-News is pausing for a moment of silence in thoughtful contemplation of our current worldwide economic crisis.
This non-correspondent is waiting with a safety net in anticipation of brokers, politicians and the like falling out of the sky.
All three of our fans should come back later.

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GNN: The Stickman Returns with a Major Discovery

The Stickman @ September 8, 2008 # 9 Comments

Dateline: Same Stuff, Different Pile
After such a long absence, doubtless, my faithful readers might wish to know what I’ve been doing. What? I’ve been discovering a new state of matter. It’s fecal matter of course but I don’t just mean that I’m adding ‘fecal’ to the list ‘solid’, ‘liquid’ and ‘gas’. Fecal matter comes […]

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GNN: A Non-News Opinion - Japanese is a Hard Language to Learn

Joanne Huspek @ August 27, 2008 # 3 Comments

This non-correspondent has been attempting to learn Japanese, using the Rosetta Stone method. Someday, this non-correspondent plans on reporting live from Kumamoto.
After three weeks of self-teaching, I am happy to report that some of the words are starting to sink in. I can say “hello” and “goodbye” and know how to tell you that my cat […]

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GNN Editorial Event: Observation from the End of the Road

Joanne Huspek @ August 25, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Traveling by car is really tiring. I wouldn’t recommend it for old people.

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GNN: Departmental Changes

Joanne Huspek @ August 6, 2008 # 2 Comments

Dateline: Canadian Outback
Reports are coming from our lazy non-correspondent in the next country north that he is making a departmental change.
For some reason, he is switching from Computer Engineering to Drama.
DRAMA!
The sound of a heavy thud has been heard through three time zones.
Non-News predicts success as a Drama King.

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GNN: Non-News Editor Returns (Somewhat) Unscathed By Weeks of Hard Labor

Joanne Huspek @ May 29, 2008 # 2 Comments

Dateline: Royal Oak, Michigan
This non-correspondent wishes to report that she is back in the editorial saddle, after completing three weeks of hard, manual labor.
Tasks completed include planting a vegetable bed, re-filling a half dozen color bowls with new flowers and foliage, weeding, grass cutting and slinging rocks from one side of the yard to the […]

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