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GNN: Type A Businessman Claims He Can Live on a Farm

Joanne Huspek @ September 30, 2008 # 3 Comments

Dateline: Northeastern Indiana
Date: Friday, September 26, 2008
The scene: Inside a 2005 Prius, motoring toward metropolitan Indianapolis for a pre-arranged golf date with a couple of chums.
While on what ended up being a very long road trip for a weekend getaway, this non-correspondent stopped for gas and a quick lunch somewhere in the wilds of northeastern […]

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GNN: Non-News Update on Weather Non-Event

Joanne Huspek @ September 16, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Dateline: Royal Oak, Michigan
This non-weather report is brought to you by the Bead Show recently held at the Rock Financial Showplace. No, it’s not really, but you knew that coming in. This weather report is, however, fashionably late, all dressed up in a tuxedo, of course.
Weather Report: Hurricane Ike
This intrepid non-reporter was thousands of miles […]

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GNN: Non-News NEWS!

Joanne Huspek @ September 11, 2008 # 2 Comments

Dateline: Internet
This week heralded the much anticipated return of the Stickman to the portals at GNN. Said somewhat non-correspondent managed to write two articles in two days, and vows (threatens) to write something every day for the foreseeable future.
As a result, this non-editor is breathing a sigh of relief. She was getting worn down from […]

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GNN Weather Update: The Promise of Hurricane Rain

Joanne Huspek @ September 3, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Dateline: Southeastern Michigan
During the month of August, the area was treated to ONE, count ‘em, ONE rainstorm.
This has left the area rather crispy. It takes about 10 minutes to mow my lawn now. There are rather nice fluffy green areas, and then there are the drought-stricken, bone dry areas.
There is late word this morning that […]

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GNN Road Trip News: Snow in the Rockies

Joanne Huspek @ August 17, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Dateline: Western United States
This non-correspondent lives!
The steady, monsoonal rain which fell for two days on the Front Range became much more, when this non-reporter and her daughter took off for the second leg of the cross country trip to California.
We decided to take the freeway through the Rockies, as it is decidedly faster than the […]

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GNN: Non-News Rocky Mountain Weather Report

Joanne Huspek @ August 15, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Dateline: Colorado Springs, Colorado
There was thunder, there was lightning.
Monsoonal rain fell last night. It was scary.
I’m so glad I wasn’t standing outside in it.

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GNN: Non-Correspondent Prepares for Gruelling Cross-Country Road Trip

Joanne Huspek @ August 12, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Dateline: Royal Oak
This non-correspondent reports that launch time of the Road Trip to College, scheduled to begin at 7 a.m. tomorrow morning, is still on schedule. This, despite the fact that the incoming college freshman took off with her car and her boyfriend and all of the dorm room provisions are still stacked by the […]

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GNN: What Constitutes Rain

Joanne Huspek @ August 7, 2008 # No Comment Yet

1. Must fall from sky, not other way around.
2. Must be wet.
3. Must be substantial enough to soak what it touches.
1,893,647 drops of water in a minute and a half does NOT constitute rain.

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Non-News Weather Report

Joanne Huspek @ August 4, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Last week: HOT
Yesterday: HOT
Today: HOT
(Sorry. I would elaborate, but I’m trying to revive myself from heat stroke.)

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GNN: Non-News Editor Returns (Somewhat) Unscathed By Weeks of Hard Labor

Joanne Huspek @ May 29, 2008 # 2 Comments

Dateline: Royal Oak, Michigan
This non-correspondent wishes to report that she is back in the editorial saddle, after completing three weeks of hard, manual labor.
Tasks completed include planting a vegetable bed, re-filling a half dozen color bowls with new flowers and foliage, weeding, grass cutting and slinging rocks from one side of the yard to the […]

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