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GNN: The Stickman Returns with a Major Discovery

The Stickman @ September 8, 2008 # 9 Comments

Dateline: Same Stuff, Different Pile
After such a long absence, doubtless, my faithful readers might wish to know what I’ve been doing. What? I’ve been discovering a new state of matter. It’s fecal matter of course but I don’t just mean that I’m adding ‘fecal’ to the list ‘solid’, ‘liquid’ and ‘gas’. Fecal matter comes […]

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GNN Editorial Event: Observation from the End of the Road

Joanne Huspek @ August 25, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Traveling by car is really tiring. I wouldn’t recommend it for old people.

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GNN Road Trip News: How Sore Can a Butt Get?

Joanne Huspek @ August 13, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Dateline: On the road, somewhere along I-70.
Well, it is Day 1 of the cross country journey, and I have a few non-newsical items to report.
One, road construction in southern lower Michigan was at an unusual lull. The normal orange cone situation was minor. A Plus, Michigan.
Two, every police officer in Indiana was out in full […]

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