GNN Human Interest Story: Don’t Blame It On The Orchids
Joanne Huspek @ February 2, 2009 # No Comment Yet
A rather humorous news item came up online today regarding President Obama and the temperature that he keeps the Oval Office. It appears he likes it “hot” – so hot, in fact, that according to Presidential senior advisor, David Axelrod, “You could grow orchids in there.” Of course, this was all in response to inquiries about […]
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GNN Non-News Expose! San Francisco Puts Out Homeless!
Joanne Huspek @ October 23, 2008 # One Comment
Dateline: San Francisco, California
This GNN non-news correspondent is supposed to be enjoying a few days away from the salt mines, and has chosen the Left Coast as the destination. (Eh, what else? This is definitely NOT news!) However, just because she’s supposed to be enjoying herself doesn’t mean her nose for non-news isn’t working.
During a […]
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GNN: Non-News NEWS!
Joanne Huspek @ September 11, 2008 # 2 Comments
Dateline: Internet
This week heralded the much anticipated return of the Stickman to the portals at GNN. Said somewhat non-correspondent managed to write two articles in two days, and vows (threatens) to write something every day for the foreseeable future.
As a result, this non-editor is breathing a sigh of relief. She was getting worn down from […]
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GNN Road Trip News: Snow in the Rockies
Joanne Huspek @ August 17, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Dateline: Western United States
This non-correspondent lives!
The steady, monsoonal rain which fell for two days on the Front Range became much more, when this non-reporter and her daughter took off for the second leg of the cross country trip to California.
We decided to take the freeway through the Rockies, as it is decidedly faster than the […]
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GNN: My First Non-News Article
Siouxy Article Writer @ April 2, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Like many living things that hibernate during winter, I am just beginning to emerge from my igloo. This non-correspondent has noted the following items:
1. The sun is still yellow.
2. The sky is blue, for the most part. Clouds are still white and/or gray.
3. A beer tastes pretty damn good. I’ve discovered Russian Baltika, which is […]
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Weather Reports Still Inaccurate
The Stickman @ March 19, 2008 # 6 Comments
Dateline: Winter
The season is unchanged. It is still winter. Yet, one may expect and certainly hope that the winterishness of it all is less grim, gray, and generally icky than it has to be. The noon sun softly illuminating panoply of frost encrusted branches against a background of a pale blue sky is a sight […]
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