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GNN: Non-News of the Worst Kind - Stock Market Falls, Family Rendered Penniless

Joanne Huspek @ October 6, 2008 # 2 Comments

Dateline: The US
Recent failure of the stock markets in New York and beyond have caused the value of most stocks to fall. As a result, what was once a fairly healthy portfolio for the Non-News Editor (supposedly helping her to usher in old age without going to the poor farm) is now barely worth the […]

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GNN: The Stickman Returns with a Major Discovery

The Stickman @ September 8, 2008 # 9 Comments

Dateline: Same Stuff, Different Pile
After such a long absence, doubtless, my faithful readers might wish to know what I’ve been doing. What? I’ve been discovering a new state of matter. It’s fecal matter of course but I don’t just mean that I’m adding ‘fecal’ to the list ‘solid’, ‘liquid’ and ‘gas’. Fecal matter comes […]

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GNN Editorial Event: Observation from the End of the Road

Joanne Huspek @ August 25, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Traveling by car is really tiring. I wouldn’t recommend it for old people.

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GNN: What Constitutes Rain

Joanne Huspek @ August 7, 2008 # No Comment Yet

1. Must fall from sky, not other way around.
2. Must be wet.
3. Must be substantial enough to soak what it touches.
1,893,647 drops of water in a minute and a half does NOT constitute rain.

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Who, Whom and a Guy Named Albert

Eidetic Tabla @ March 20, 2008 # 4 Comments

Dateline: Modern Day
Kids these days aren’t taught much grammar in school. The Queen’s English has gotten harder over the last century and it’s all because of a guy named Albert. He wasn’t a native English speaker and that’s what caused the problem. He came up with a couple of theories about how space and time […]

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