The Stickman @ September 9, 2008 # 2 Comments
Dateline: Still the Internet
The Stickman has vowed to post every day until it becomes a habit in which case he may then attempt to break that habit. In a private interview with himself, he said, “Yeah. I haven’t been writing silly stuff for a while. It’s been…well…warm out and all.” He also thought about […]
Joanne Huspek @ August 12, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Dateline: Royal Oak
This non-correspondent reports that launch time of the Road Trip to College, scheduled to begin at 7 a.m. tomorrow morning, is still on schedule. This, despite the fact that the incoming college freshman took off with her car and her boyfriend and all of the dorm room provisions are still stacked by the […]
Joanne Huspek @ August 7, 2008 # No Comment Yet
1. Must fall from sky, not other way around.
2. Must be wet.
3. Must be substantial enough to soak what it touches.
1,893,647 drops of water in a minute and a half does NOT constitute rain.
Joanne Huspek @ April 30, 2008 # 4 Comments
Dateline: Internet
It appears that a recent global warming trend which is resultant of the hemisphere being treated to spring has been directly related to a slowdown of Internet traffic.
This is been especially noted here by the editors of Gnus Non-News. According to data provided by www.statcounter.com, a dearth of visitors to the non-news site has […]
Joanne Huspek @ April 16, 2008 # 4 Comments
Dateline: Royal Oak, Michigan
Weather: Sunny, blue skies, no clouds. Light wind. Perfect for raking up the crap in the garden. Hey, how did that McDonald’s cup end up in my pond? I don’t even go to McDonald’s!
Time: 11:11 a.m. EDT. I’m goofing off, waiting for my other half to go over the payroll before I […]
