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GNN: Fall of Financial Markets Proves to Be Non-News in the Biggest Way

Joanne Huspek @ September 22, 2008 # 2 Comments

Dateline: Lower US 48
As we all know, word of last week’s collapse of Wall Street’s most prestigious financial and insurance instititutions have had the entire globe on pins and needles.
However, Non-News has noticed that for the most part, many are unaware of the economic Armageddon which is upon us. GNN initially predicted a heavy run […]

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GNN: Celebrities and Non-Celebrities Abound in Southern California

Wilde N Funke @ March 29, 2008 # 4 Comments

Dateline: LA County
Your GNN non-entertainment correspondent has a lot on her mind today. To quote a newscaster from the crash of the Hindenburg, “Oh, the humanity!”
Since I’d been over on the other side of the country for so long, I had forgotten that most of LA is connected by freeways the breadth of two landing […]

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GNN Reports From The Raggedy Red Carpet

Wilde N Funke @ March 20, 2008 # 4 Comments

Dateline: Hollywood (or thereabouts)
Before my friends start calling me and use up my valuable Anytime Minutes to wonder where I’ve been the last couple of months, I have to confess that I’ve been undercover on a special assignment for GNN. This assignment led to the dark unseemly underbelly of the celebrity world, where, as luck would […]

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