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GNN: Fall of Financial Markets Proves to Be Non-News in the Biggest Way

Joanne Huspek @ September 22, 2008 # 2 Comments

Dateline: Lower US 48
As we all know, word of last week’s collapse of Wall Street’s most prestigious financial and insurance instititutions have had the entire globe on pins and needles.
However, Non-News has noticed that for the most part, many are unaware of the economic Armageddon which is upon us. GNN initially predicted a heavy run […]

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GNN: Non-News NEWS!

Joanne Huspek @ September 11, 2008 # 2 Comments

Dateline: Internet
This week heralded the much anticipated return of the Stickman to the portals at GNN. Said somewhat non-correspondent managed to write two articles in two days, and vows (threatens) to write something every day for the foreseeable future.
As a result, this non-editor is breathing a sigh of relief. She was getting worn down from […]

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GNN: The News, Non-News and Random Ramblings ~ An Editorial Redux

Joanne Huspek @ April 3, 2008 # 2 Comments

What is news? This is how dictionary.com defines “news:”
–noun (usually used with a singular verb)
1. a report of a recent event; intelligence, information.
2. a person, thing or event considered as a choice subject for journalistic treatment
My personal take on the “news” is that it’s evil. Ever read Jeffrey Gitomer, noted motivational speaker? He has convinced […]

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GNN: Man and Woman Bored by TV

The Stickman @ March 21, 2008 # 6 Comments

Dateline: Bongo’s Place
This intrepid reporter had a most un-noteworthy adventure.
A month or so ago, one of our friends convinced us that we would enjoy watching “Arrested Development” on DVD. The claim was made that it was a funny show about a dysfunctional family. My sweetie and I like funny things. They make us laugh. We’re […]

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