Joanne Huspek @ October 23, 2008 # One Comment
Dateline: San Francisco, California
This GNN non-news correspondent is supposed to be enjoying a few days away from the salt mines, and has chosen the Left Coast as the destination. (Eh, what else? This is definitely NOT news!) However, just because she’s supposed to be enjoying herself doesn’t mean her nose for non-news isn’t working.
During a […]
Joanne Huspek @ September 30, 2008 # 3 Comments
Dateline: Northeastern Indiana
Date: Friday, September 26, 2008
The scene: Inside a 2005 Prius, motoring toward metropolitan Indianapolis for a pre-arranged golf date with a couple of chums.
While on what ended up being a very long road trip for a weekend getaway, this non-correspondent stopped for gas and a quick lunch somewhere in the wilds of northeastern […]
The Stickman @ September 25, 2008 # 2 Comments
Dateline: this morning
Bongo and his sweetie held a conference about what to do about the library books that were soon to be due. On checking online, Bongo discovered that he no longer wanted the ones that were about to come due. While Bongo doesn’t object to paying library fines - the money goes to the […]
Joanne Huspek @ September 22, 2008 # 2 Comments
Dateline: Lower US 48
As we all know, word of last week’s collapse of Wall Street’s most prestigious financial and insurance instititutions have had the entire globe on pins and needles.
However, Non-News has noticed that for the most part, many are unaware of the economic Armageddon which is upon us. GNN initially predicted a heavy run […]
Joanne Huspek @ September 16, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Dateline: Royal Oak, Michigan
This non-weather report is brought to you by the Bead Show recently held at the Rock Financial Showplace. No, it’s not really, but you knew that coming in. This weather report is, however, fashionably late, all dressed up in a tuxedo, of course.
Weather Report: Hurricane Ike
This intrepid non-reporter was thousands of miles […]
Joanne Huspek @ August 27, 2008 # 3 Comments
This non-correspondent has been attempting to learn Japanese, using the Rosetta Stone method. Someday, this non-correspondent plans on reporting live from Kumamoto.
After three weeks of self-teaching, I am happy to report that some of the words are starting to sink in. I can say “hello” and “goodbye” and know how to tell you that my cat […]
Joanne Huspek @ August 25, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Traveling by car is really tiring. I wouldn’t recommend it for old people.
Joanne Huspek @ August 13, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Dateline: On the road, somewhere along I-70.
Well, it is Day 1 of the cross country journey, and I have a few non-newsical items to report.
One, road construction in southern lower Michigan was at an unusual lull. The normal orange cone situation was minor. A Plus, Michigan.
Two, every police officer in Indiana was out in full […]
Joanne Huspek @ August 12, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Dateline: Royal Oak
This non-correspondent reports that launch time of the Road Trip to College, scheduled to begin at 7 a.m. tomorrow morning, is still on schedule. This, despite the fact that the incoming college freshman took off with her car and her boyfriend and all of the dorm room provisions are still stacked by the […]
The Stickman @ March 26, 2008 # 2 Comments
Dateline: A Canadian Airport
Due to pressing duties at home, Bongo flew home early and is now as I write this, completing his reporting on his recent journey.
Bongo’s lovely sweetie gave him a ride to the airport. Bongo wandered into the airport and became confused by the self service kiosks so he found a person […]
