Joanne Huspek @ August 6, 2008 # 2 Comments
Dateline: Canadian Outback
Reports are coming from our lazy non-correspondent in the next country north that he is making a departmental change.
For some reason, he is switching from Computer Engineering to Drama.
DRAMA!
The sound of a heavy thud has been heard through three time zones.
Non-News predicts success as a Drama King.
Joanne Huspek @ April 30, 2008 # 4 Comments
Dateline: Internet
It appears that a recent global warming trend which is resultant of the hemisphere being treated to spring has been directly related to a slowdown of Internet traffic.
This is been especially noted here by the editors of Gnus Non-News. According to data provided by www.statcounter.com, a dearth of visitors to the non-news site has […]
The Stickman @ March 22, 2008 # 2 Comments
Dateline: Far, far away
To celebrate the late (re)opening of GNN, Bongo has gone on a family trip leaving his home and surviving attack cat in the care of the dear troglodytic night guy who (as you might guess from the descriptor ‘troglodytic’) lives in the basement. This celebration includes being away from the net. To […]
