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GNN: Type A Businessman Claims He Can Live on a Farm

Joanne Huspek @ September 30, 2008 # 3 Comments

Dateline: Northeastern Indiana
Date: Friday, September 26, 2008
The scene: Inside a 2005 Prius, motoring toward metropolitan Indianapolis for a pre-arranged golf date with a couple of chums.
While on what ended up being a very long road trip for a weekend getaway, this non-correspondent stopped for gas and a quick lunch somewhere in the wilds of northeastern […]

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GNN: Fall of Financial Markets Proves to Be Non-News in the Biggest Way

Joanne Huspek @ September 22, 2008 # 2 Comments

Dateline: Lower US 48
As we all know, word of last week’s collapse of Wall Street’s most prestigious financial and insurance instititutions have had the entire globe on pins and needles.
However, Non-News has noticed that for the most part, many are unaware of the economic Armageddon which is upon us. GNN initially predicted a heavy run […]

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GNN Editorial Event: Observation from the End of the Road

Joanne Huspek @ August 25, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Traveling by car is really tiring. I wouldn’t recommend it for old people.

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GNN Road Trip News: Snow in the Rockies

Joanne Huspek @ August 17, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Dateline: Western United States
This non-correspondent lives!
The steady, monsoonal rain which fell for two days on the Front Range became much more, when this non-reporter and her daughter took off for the second leg of the cross country trip to California.
We decided to take the freeway through the Rockies, as it is decidedly faster than the […]

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GNN Road Trip News: How Sore Can a Butt Get?

Joanne Huspek @ August 13, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Dateline: On the road, somewhere along I-70.
Well, it is Day 1 of the cross country journey, and I have a few non-newsical items to report.
One, road construction in southern lower Michigan was at an unusual lull. The normal orange cone situation was minor. A Plus, Michigan.
Two, every police officer in Indiana was out in full […]

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GNN: Non-Correspondent Prepares for Gruelling Cross-Country Road Trip

Joanne Huspek @ August 12, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Dateline: Royal Oak
This non-correspondent reports that launch time of the Road Trip to College, scheduled to begin at 7 a.m. tomorrow morning, is still on schedule. This, despite the fact that the incoming college freshman took off with her car and her boyfriend and all of the dorm room provisions are still stacked by the […]

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GNN: Man Oblivious, Woman Aware

Eidetic Tabla @ April 3, 2008 # 7 Comments

Dateline: A Parade
A man took his children to a parade. He and his children joined the parade and followed along the path of the parade watching both the other people in the parade and the people watching and being confused by said parade. On arriving at the parade’s stopping point, the children and supposedly sensible […]

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GNN: Travelers Notice Secret Messages in License Plates

The Stickman @ March 25, 2008 # 3 Comments

Dateline: The Highway
During a long driving shift for Bongo, his lovely wife alternated between tending to the needs of the children, gazing out the window at the beautiful scenery, fiddling with the CD player (putting David Bowie on after selecting shoes for me and then not letting me buy them because they looked too gay […]

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