GNN Non-News Expose! San Francisco Puts Out Homeless!
Joanne Huspek @ October 23, 2008 # One Comment
Dateline: San Francisco, California
This GNN non-news correspondent is supposed to be enjoying a few days away from the salt mines, and has chosen the Left Coast as the destination. (Eh, what else? This is definitely NOT news!) However, just because she’s supposed to be enjoying herself doesn’t mean her nose for non-news isn’t working.
During a […]
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GNN: Non-News NEWS!
Joanne Huspek @ September 11, 2008 # 2 Comments
Dateline: Internet
This week heralded the much anticipated return of the Stickman to the portals at GNN. Said somewhat non-correspondent managed to write two articles in two days, and vows (threatens) to write something every day for the foreseeable future.
As a result, this non-editor is breathing a sigh of relief. She was getting worn down from […]
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GNN: A Non-News Opinion - Japanese is a Hard Language to Learn
Joanne Huspek @ August 27, 2008 # 3 Comments
This non-correspondent has been attempting to learn Japanese, using the Rosetta Stone method. Someday, this non-correspondent plans on reporting live from Kumamoto.
After three weeks of self-teaching, I am happy to report that some of the words are starting to sink in. I can say “hello” and “goodbye” and know how to tell you that my cat […]
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GNN: Man Avoids Strip Search
The Stickman @ March 26, 2008 # 2 Comments
Dateline: A Canadian Airport
Due to pressing duties at home, Bongo flew home early and is now as I write this, completing his reporting on his recent journey.
Bongo’s lovely sweetie gave him a ride to the airport. Bongo wandered into the airport and became confused by the self service kiosks so he found a person […]
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GNN: Travelers Notice Secret Messages in License Plates
The Stickman @ March 25, 2008 # 3 Comments
Dateline: The Highway
During a long driving shift for Bongo, his lovely wife alternated between tending to the needs of the children, gazing out the window at the beautiful scenery, fiddling with the CD player (putting David Bowie on after selecting shoes for me and then not letting me buy them because they looked too gay […]
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