Joanne Huspek @ September 22, 2008 # 2 Comments
Dateline: Lower US 48
As we all know, word of last week’s collapse of Wall Street’s most prestigious financial and insurance instititutions have had the entire globe on pins and needles.
However, Non-News has noticed that for the most part, many are unaware of the economic Armageddon which is upon us. GNN initially predicted a heavy run […]
Joanne Huspek @ April 3, 2008 # 2 Comments
What is news? This is how dictionary.com defines “news:”
–noun (usually used with a singular verb)
1. a report of a recent event; intelligence, information.
2. a person, thing or event considered as a choice subject for journalistic treatment
My personal take on the “news” is that it’s evil. Ever read Jeffrey Gitomer, noted motivational speaker? He has convinced […]
Siouxy Article Writer @ April 2, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Like many living things that hibernate during winter, I am just beginning to emerge from my igloo. This non-correspondent has noted the following items:
1. The sun is still yellow.
2. The sky is blue, for the most part. Clouds are still white and/or gray.
3. A beer tastes pretty damn good. I’ve discovered Russian Baltika, which is […]
Joanne Huspek @ March 24, 2008 # 5 Comments
Dateline: Internet
Gnus Non-News has had a few visitors in the last week. Many of them were loyal readers of the “other” non-news. One asked a very good question, and that was “Where the heck are the homophones?”
Be advised that just because we left that sinking orange ship on the other side of the internet does […]
Joanne Huspek @ March 19, 2008 # 15 Comments
Dateline: Internet
Appearing two months and nineteen days later than expected, Non-News is happy to announce that 1. we are still around, and 2. we are back in business. If you are lucky enough to have stumbled upon this site, you have made that long, arduous trip with us.
As Editor in Chief, I, along with my trusty partner […]
