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GNN Non-News Expose! San Francisco Puts Out Homeless!

Joanne Huspek @ October 23, 2008 # One Comment

Dateline: San Francisco, California
This GNN non-news correspondent is supposed to be enjoying a few days away from the salt mines, and has chosen the Left Coast as the destination. (Eh, what else? This is definitely NOT news!) However, just because she’s supposed to be enjoying herself doesn’t mean her nose for non-news isn’t working.
During a […]

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GNN: Type A Businessman Claims He Can Live on a Farm

Joanne Huspek @ September 30, 2008 # 3 Comments

Dateline: Northeastern Indiana
Date: Friday, September 26, 2008
The scene: Inside a 2005 Prius, motoring toward metropolitan Indianapolis for a pre-arranged golf date with a couple of chums.
While on what ended up being a very long road trip for a weekend getaway, this non-correspondent stopped for gas and a quick lunch somewhere in the wilds of northeastern […]

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GNN: Non-News Reader Asks the Proverbial Question, “Where the heck are the homophones?”

Joanne Huspek @ March 24, 2008 # 5 Comments

Dateline: Internet
Gnus Non-News has had a few visitors in the last week.  Many of them were loyal readers of the “other” non-news. One asked a very good question, and that was “Where the heck are the homophones?”
Be advised that just because we left that sinking orange ship on the other side of the internet does […]

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GNN Reports From The Raggedy Red Carpet

Wilde N Funke @ March 20, 2008 # 4 Comments

Dateline: Hollywood (or thereabouts)
Before my friends start calling me and use up my valuable Anytime Minutes to wonder where I’ve been the last couple of months, I have to confess that I’ve been undercover on a special assignment for GNN. This assignment led to the dark unseemly underbelly of the celebrity world, where, as luck would […]

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Non-News Grand Announcement: Non-News Has Made The Trek to the Other Side of the Internet

Joanne Huspek @ March 19, 2008 # 15 Comments

Dateline: Internet
Appearing two months and nineteen days later than expected, Non-News is happy to announce that 1. we are still around, and 2. we are back in business. If you are lucky enough to have stumbled upon this site, you have made that long, arduous trip with us.
As Editor in Chief, I, along with my trusty partner […]

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