GNN Human Interest Story: Don’t Blame It On The Orchids
Joanne Huspek @ February 2, 2009 # No Comment Yet
A rather humorous news item came up online today regarding President Obama and the temperature that he keeps the Oval Office. It appears he likes it “hot” – so hot, in fact, that according to Presidential senior advisor, David Axelrod, “You could grow orchids in there.” Of course, this was all in response to inquiries about […]
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GNN Non-News Expose! San Francisco Puts Out Homeless!
Joanne Huspek @ October 23, 2008 # One Comment
Dateline: San Francisco, California
This GNN non-news correspondent is supposed to be enjoying a few days away from the salt mines, and has chosen the Left Coast as the destination. (Eh, what else? This is definitely NOT news!) However, just because she’s supposed to be enjoying herself doesn’t mean her nose for non-news isn’t working.
During a […]
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GNN: Non-News NEWS!
Joanne Huspek @ September 11, 2008 # 2 Comments
Dateline: Internet
This week heralded the much anticipated return of the Stickman to the portals at GNN. Said somewhat non-correspondent managed to write two articles in two days, and vows (threatens) to write something every day for the foreseeable future.
As a result, this non-editor is breathing a sigh of relief. She was getting worn down from […]
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GNN: Stickman posts two days in a row
The Stickman @ September 9, 2008 # 2 Comments
Dateline: Still the Internet
The Stickman has vowed to post every day until it becomes a habit in which case he may then attempt to break that habit. In a private interview with himself, he said, “Yeah. I haven’t been writing silly stuff for a while. It’s been…well…warm out and all.” He also thought about […]
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GNN: Sports Team Wins!
Eidetic Tabla @ April 7, 2008 # 4 Comments
Dateline: Abstraction
One sports team played against another sports team. One of the teams won. The other lost. The fans claimed to care. Fans of the winning team got drunk, shouted a bunch and did some minor vandalism whereas fans of the losing team got drunk, shouted a bunch and did some minor vandalism.
The coach of […]
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