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GNN: Sports Team Wins!

Eidetic Tabla @ April 7, 2008 # 4 Comments

Dateline: Abstraction
One sports team played against another sports team. One of the teams won. The other lost. The fans claimed to care. Fans of the winning team got drunk, shouted a bunch and did some minor vandalism whereas fans of the losing team got drunk, shouted a bunch and did some minor vandalism.
The coach of […]

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GNN: Man Oblivious, Woman Aware

Eidetic Tabla @ April 3, 2008 # 7 Comments

Dateline: A Parade
A man took his children to a parade. He and his children joined the parade and followed along the path of the parade watching both the other people in the parade and the people watching and being confused by said parade. On arriving at the parade’s stopping point, the children and supposedly sensible […]

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Who, Whom and a Guy Named Albert

Eidetic Tabla @ March 20, 2008 # 4 Comments

Dateline: Modern Day
Kids these days aren’t taught much grammar in school. The Queen’s English has gotten harder over the last century and it’s all because of a guy named Albert. He wasn’t a native English speaker and that’s what caused the problem. He came up with a couple of theories about how space and time […]

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