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GNN Non-News Pauses for a Moment of Silence in Honor of the Economic Crisis

Joanne Huspek @ October 14, 2008 # 2 Comments

Dateline: All over the world
GNN Non-News is pausing for a moment of silence in thoughtful contemplation of our current worldwide economic crisis.
This non-correspondent is waiting with a safety net in anticipation of brokers, politicians and the like falling out of the sky.
All three of our fans should come back later.

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GNN: Non-News Update on Weather Non-Event

Joanne Huspek @ September 16, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Dateline: Royal Oak, Michigan
This non-weather report is brought to you by the Bead Show recently held at the Rock Financial Showplace. No, it’s not really, but you knew that coming in. This weather report is, however, fashionably late, all dressed up in a tuxedo, of course.
Weather Report: Hurricane Ike
This intrepid non-reporter was thousands of miles […]

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GNN: A Non-News Opinion - Japanese is a Hard Language to Learn

Joanne Huspek @ August 27, 2008 # 3 Comments

This non-correspondent has been attempting to learn Japanese, using the Rosetta Stone method. Someday, this non-correspondent plans on reporting live from Kumamoto.
After three weeks of self-teaching, I am happy to report that some of the words are starting to sink in. I can say “hello” and “goodbye” and know how to tell you that my cat […]

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GNN: Non-News Update from the Upper Midwest

Joanne Huspek @ April 16, 2008 # 4 Comments

Dateline: Royal Oak, Michigan
Weather: Sunny, blue skies, no clouds. Light wind. Perfect for raking up the crap in the garden. Hey, how did that McDonald’s cup end up in my pond? I don’t even go to McDonald’s!
Time: 11:11 a.m. EDT. I’m goofing off, waiting for my other half to go over the payroll before I […]

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