Joanne Huspek @ February 2, 2009 # No Comment Yet
A rather humorous news item came up online today regarding President Obama and the temperature that he keeps the Oval Office. It appears he likes it “hot” – so hot, in fact, that according to Presidential senior advisor, David Axelrod, “You could grow orchids in there.” Of course, this was all in response to inquiries about […]
Joanne Huspek @ November 29, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Dateline: Internet and beyond
If you’ve been wondering where GNN has been (and me, for that matter) for the month of November, wonder no more.
I have spent the last month participating in NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month). The goal is to write 50K words in the month of November.
Last night, at 6:30 p.m. EST, this aspiring […]
Joanne Huspek @ October 6, 2008 # 2 Comments
Dateline: The US
Recent failure of the stock markets in New York and beyond have caused the value of most stocks to fall. As a result, what was once a fairly healthy portfolio for the Non-News Editor (supposedly helping her to usher in old age without going to the poor farm) is now barely worth the […]
Joanne Huspek @ September 22, 2008 # 2 Comments
Dateline: Lower US 48
As we all know, word of last week’s collapse of Wall Street’s most prestigious financial and insurance instititutions have had the entire globe on pins and needles.
However, Non-News has noticed that for the most part, many are unaware of the economic Armageddon which is upon us. GNN initially predicted a heavy run […]
Joanne Huspek @ August 12, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Dateline: Royal Oak
This non-correspondent reports that launch time of the Road Trip to College, scheduled to begin at 7 a.m. tomorrow morning, is still on schedule. This, despite the fact that the incoming college freshman took off with her car and her boyfriend and all of the dorm room provisions are still stacked by the […]
Siouxy Article Writer @ April 2, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Like many living things that hibernate during winter, I am just beginning to emerge from my igloo. This non-correspondent has noted the following items:
1. The sun is still yellow.
2. The sky is blue, for the most part. Clouds are still white and/or gray.
3. A beer tastes pretty damn good. I’ve discovered Russian Baltika, which is […]
Wilde N Funke @ March 29, 2008 # 4 Comments
Dateline: LA County
Your GNN non-entertainment correspondent has a lot on her mind today. To quote a newscaster from the crash of the Hindenburg, “Oh, the humanity!”
Since I’d been over on the other side of the country for so long, I had forgotten that most of LA is connected by freeways the breadth of two landing […]
Joanne Huspek @ March 24, 2008 # 5 Comments
Dateline: Internet
Gnus Non-News has had a few visitors in the last week. Many of them were loyal readers of the “other” non-news. One asked a very good question, and that was “Where the heck are the homophones?”
Be advised that just because we left that sinking orange ship on the other side of the internet does […]
