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GNN Weather Update: The Promise of Hurricane Rain

Joanne Huspek @ September 3, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Dateline: Southeastern Michigan
During the month of August, the area was treated to ONE, count ‘em, ONE rainstorm.
This has left the area rather crispy. It takes about 10 minutes to mow my lawn now. There are rather nice fluffy green areas, and then there are the drought-stricken, bone dry areas.
There is late word this morning that […]

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GNN Road Trip News: Snow in the Rockies

Joanne Huspek @ August 17, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Dateline: Western United States
This non-correspondent lives!
The steady, monsoonal rain which fell for two days on the Front Range became much more, when this non-reporter and her daughter took off for the second leg of the cross country trip to California.
We decided to take the freeway through the Rockies, as it is decidedly faster than the […]

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GNN: Non-News Rocky Mountain Weather Report

Joanne Huspek @ August 15, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Dateline: Colorado Springs, Colorado
There was thunder, there was lightning.
Monsoonal rain fell last night. It was scary.
I’m so glad I wasn’t standing outside in it.

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GNN: What Constitutes Rain

Joanne Huspek @ August 7, 2008 # No Comment Yet

1. Must fall from sky, not other way around.
2. Must be wet.
3. Must be substantial enough to soak what it touches.
1,893,647 drops of water in a minute and a half does NOT constitute rain.

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Non-News Weather Report

Joanne Huspek @ August 4, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Last week: HOT
Yesterday: HOT
Today: HOT
(Sorry. I would elaborate, but I’m trying to revive myself from heat stroke.)

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GNN: Non-News Update from the Upper Midwest

Joanne Huspek @ April 16, 2008 # 4 Comments

Dateline: Royal Oak, Michigan
Weather: Sunny, blue skies, no clouds. Light wind. Perfect for raking up the crap in the garden. Hey, how did that McDonald’s cup end up in my pond? I don’t even go to McDonald’s!
Time: 11:11 a.m. EDT. I’m goofing off, waiting for my other half to go over the payroll before I […]

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